So earlier this year my brother told me that they had a present for me. In our usual style he let me make ask questions and gave me clues.
I tried – Animal, Mineral or Vegetable. Didn’t help. Neither did any of the other thousand questions I asked. My final clue was provided by Miss Three. When I turned up at their house she handed me a dragon. Now I’m even MORE confused. Then she bobbed in a three year old version of a curtsey.
What was this present with all the lead up you ask? Well it turns out they bought me a plot of land. In Scotland.
I have to confess I was really stoked. I’d always wanted to own land overseas. Who wouldn’t?
Even better the land entitles me. Literally. I am now able to be known as Lady Sharon of Glencoe. (They thought Lady Shaggy was a bit much – hee hee hee). I can even go and visit my little plot, which I’d love to do at some stage. Have a look around, maybe put a cache on it. Awesome.
You get a deed. You get a coat of arms. There’s even a tartan!
So the big question would be – should I legally change my title? Will I get hotel and flight upgrades? Will people be extra nice to me? Will anyone care?
What do you think dear reader?